A blonde and a brunette were in an elevator

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A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the 25th floor. On the 23rd floor, a great looking man with ruffled hair gets into the elevator. The women exchange a look acknowledging just how good looking this man is.

The man gets off the elevator on the 12th floor.

The women watch him exit the elevator. The brunette turns to the blonde and says,

“God was he good looking, but someone ought to give him some Head & Shoulders.”

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..

. To which the blonde replies, “How do you give Shoulders?”

A middle-aged woman has a heart a.ttack and is taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table, she has a near-d.eath experience.

During that experience, she sees God and asks if

What happened next changed everything…
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