A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. “Here is the situation,” she said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing.
He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help.
His wife hears the commotion, knows he can’t swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?”
A girl raised her hand and asked, “To draw out all his savings?”
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Son: “Daddy, why some of your hairs have turned white?”
Father: “Every lie you tell makes one of my hairs white.”
Son: Oh, now I understand why all grandfathers’ hairs are white. 2.
The teacher asks the children what they would like to do in the future.
Jimmy: I want to be a pilot. Willy: I want to become a doctor. Mary: I want to be a good mother.
Little Johnny: I want to help Mary.
3. Children lined up for lunch in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and posted it on the apple tray, “Take only one.
God is watching.”
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