A man and woman were on their first date.

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A man and woman were on their first date. The woman was trying to make conversation and said, “So I hear you hunt deer.”

The man looked away and turned red. “What’s wrong?” asked the woman.

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. “I’m not used to someone calling me dear on the first date,” the man said.

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One day, a baby camel and its father had a conversation. Baby Camel: Dad, why do we have humps on our backs?

Father Camel: Well, son, our humps contain the fat necessary to sustain us though all the days when we’re out in the desert.

Baby Camel: Oh, okay. Dad, why do we have long eyelashes? Father Camel: They’re to protect our eyes from the sandstorms which rage in the desert.

Baby Camel: I get it now.

Dad, why do we have big padded feet? Father Camel: Because the sand in the desert is very soft and we need big feet s

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