Two blondes decided to split a can of Diet Coke. One blonde opened the can and poured half the contents into her own glass, and half into her friend’s glass. Before tossing the can, she stopped to read the nutritional information on the side.
“Only one calorie per can,” she read aloud.
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. “Hmm,” murmured the other blonde.
“I wonder which glass has the calorie?”
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Chap goes in to a bar and orders a vodka and coke.
Barman serves him. Man drinks it orders another. This goes on for a while, until the chap begins to slow down.
Barm
What happened next changed everything…
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