Where’s your family?

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The man pulled over to the side of the road when he saw the police lights in his rear view mirror. “How long have you been riding around without a tail light?” asked the officer. “Oh, no!” screamed the man, jumping out of the car.

“Calm down, it isn’t that serious.” said the officer.

“Wait’ll my family finds out.”

“Where’s your family?”

“They’re in the trailer that was hitched to the car!”

A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman,
“Can I park here?”

“No,” says the cop. “What about all these other cars?”

“They didn’t ask!”

Two police officers stopped a guy for speeding on the province highway in Mississauga, Ontario.

As they were

What happened next changed everything…
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