The Deal of a Lifetime

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An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful woman. “I thought you said you would hold that car until we raised the 75K asking price,” said the man. “Yet I just heard you close the deal for $65,000 to that lovely young lady over there.

You insisted there could be no discounts on this model.”

“Well, what can I tell you?

She had the ready cash, and just look at her.

How could I resist?” replied the grinning salesman.

Just then, the young woman approached the old folks and handed them the keys. “There you go,” she said.

“I told you I could get this joker to drop the price.

See you later, grandpa.”

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An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands, they walked back to their old school.

What happened next changed everything…
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