Sister, Have You Ever Touched A Mans Unit

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A bus full of nuns crashes and they all die and go to the pearly gates. There they are met by St Peter. St Peter asks the first nun: “Sister, have you ever touched a man unit?”

The Sister replies: “Yes, with the tip of my finger” “OK, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy water and in you go“

The next sister approached St Peter and He made the same question: “Sister, have you ever touched a man unit?”

“Yes, I once gave a hand job.”

“Put your hand in the holy water and in you go.“ At this point one of the nuns at that back starts pushingand shoving her way to the front, when she gets there St Peter asks: “Why are you in such a hurry?”

The nun replies: ”I have to gargle before sister Anne puts her ass in it.”

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