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A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: “Did you find the shampoo?”

He answers, “Yes, but I’m not sure what to do…it’s for dry hair, and I’ve already wet mine.”

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A blonde man sees a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND.”

He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up. ———————-

A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”
“Is this her First Child?” asks the Doctor.

What happened next changed everything…
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