Two elderly ladies were discussing their husbands

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Two elderly ladies were discussing their husbands over tea…
One of the old ladies said, “I do wish that my Elmer would stop biting his nails. He makes me terribly nervous…”
The other old woman replied, “My Billy used to do the same thing, but I broke him of the habit.”

“How?” asked the first old lady, rather curious, “I`ve been trying everything and I`ve even consulted our family doctor, but to no avail. What did you do???”

The other lady replied, “I *hid* his teeth!!” 🙂

Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older.

One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigera

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