A Bear, A Pig And A Rabbit

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During a shortage of eligible men, a bear, a pig and a rabbit are called up for national service. While waiting for the medical examinations, they all admit they’re terrified of being killed. ‘I’m ungainly and pink,’ says the pig, truthfully.

‘The enemy will see me a mile off – so I decided to chop my tail off. The rabbit nods sagely – and the bear realizes the bunny’s ears have been removed. ‘I just hope it works,’ says the rabbit.

What happened next changed everything…
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