A police officer was investigating a collision on a narrow

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A police officer was investigating a collision on a narrow, two-lane road where the drivers had nearly crashed head-on.
One of the drivers, an elderly woman, kept repeating, “He wouldn’t let me have my half of the road!”

After gathering all the details, the officer marched over to the other driver, who was inspecting the damage to his car.

“That lady insists you wouldn’t let her have her half of the road,” the officer said. “Why not?”

With a frustrated sigh, the man turned away from his wrecked vehicle and replied, “Officer, I would have gladly given her half the road—if only she had decided which half she wanted!”

A State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.

He says to himself

What happened next changed everything…
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