Funny Joke: There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who had never lost a match

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There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match.

As he went on into college he continued undefeated.

He became a national icon and symbol of American strength.

News began to circulate of a Russian wrestler who was fierce and unstoppable.

As each wrestlers legends grew, a match was set up between the two, America versus Russia.

The match would be held in Texas.

John began training immediately.

Every day his coach would tell him, “This Russian has a move called the Mongolian Death Grip.”

“No one has ever escaped the Mongolian Death Grip. DO NOT let him get you in the Mongolian Death Grip!”

The day of the match finally came.

What happened next changed everything…
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