83-year-old reports a break-in in progress but the police won’t show up – his solution is ingenious

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Phillip opened the back door to go turn off the light, but he then saw that there were 3 men breaking into his garage. He called the police and said, “Get over here quickly, there’s 3 burglars trying to break into my garage on Maple Drive!”

The dispatcher replied, “I see, sir.  Is your garage detached from your house?”

He said, “Yes, but never mind that, these bastards are breaking in and stealing from me!”

The police dispatcher said, “All patrols are busy. 

What happened next changed everything…
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