Saint Peter asks, Tell me what the purpose of Easter is

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“They’re not very smart, but they’re nice, and I’m not sure whether to let them in or not.”

God says, “Well we do have standards here.  Ask them some simple questions, if they get them right, let them in.”

Peter greets the men and asks the first guy, “Tell me what’s Christmas for?”

The man says, “Oh, oh!  That’s when we put on costumes and go around and collect candy.  It’s my favorite holiday.”

What happened next changed everything…
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