His Wife was upstairs with Uncle Paul

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A man was away on a business trip, and decided to call his wife to let her know he had arrived safely.

A little girl picks up the phone.

“Hello?”

“Hi, honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?” Daddy asks.

“No Daddy.

She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.”

After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But, honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.”

“Oh, yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy right now.”

Dad takes a second to process this, then speaks.

What happened next changed everything…
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