“What’s this about?” he asks the bartender.
“That’s our monthly contest. You put in a $20 entry fee and then perform the three acts. If you complete all three successfully you win the pot.”
“Cool,” he says.
“What are the three acts?”
“Well, first, you have to sucker-punch the bouncer,” says the bartender, pointing to a man by the door who is the size of a house.
“Then if you’re still okay, we have a pit bull downstairs with an abscessed tooth. You have to pull it out with your bare hands.”
What happened next changed everything…
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