Before the EU, a German tourist was entering France, when the border agent asked:
Agent, “Name?”.
German, “Heinrich Gruber.”.
Agent: “City of residence?”.
German: “Frankfurt.”.
Agent: “Occupation?”.
German: “No, just visiting.”.
“Lost in Translation: The German Tourist’s Border Mix-Up”
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