Wife: “Can you give me one reason why you always fall asleep as soon as we get in bed?”
Husband: “Easy, honey… I’m exhausted from trying to figure out what’s on your mind all day!”
👀😅

Wife: “Can you give me one reason why you always fall asleep as soon as we get in bed?”
Husband: “Easy, honey… I’m exhausted from trying to figure out what’s on your mind all day!”
👀😅
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