The wife asks her husband:
“When will you buy me a diamond ring like you promised?”
The husband replies:
“When I manage to pay your golden price… patience!”

The wife asks her husband:
“When will you buy me a diamond ring like you promised?”
The husband replies:
“When I manage to pay your golden price… patience!”
“Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered…
The poor man asks the rich man, “What are you getting your wife this Christmas?”The…