judge states, “You are, of course, an honest guy, and if you claim that your lost wallet had $750 in it, I’m sure it did — but this wallet must belong to someone else because if the man who found it is a liar and a thief, he wouldn’t have returned it at all.
The money belongs to the person who found it unless he comes forward to claim it.”
“How about my money?” asks the wealthy man.
“We’ll simply have to wait till your wallet with the $750 is found.”
A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $2
A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $2, which continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $1.50. “Well,” he thinks, “it’s always better than nothing.”
A year passes in this way until the man’s daily donation suddenly becomes $1.00.
“What’s going on now?” The beggar asks his donor.
“First you gave me $2 every day, then $1.50, and now only $1, what’s the problem?”
“Well,” the man says, “my eldest son went to college last year. It’s very expensive so I had to cut the costs.
This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further.”
“And how many children do you have?” Asks the beggar. “Four,” the man replies.
“Well,” says the beggar, “I hope you don’t plan to educate them all at my expense.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
